Went With the Wind
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| Miss
Starlet, Miss Starlet, Miss Starlet, Miss Starlet... the war is over!
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There's
a Yankee soldier coming up the walk! What'll we do?
Well you can't ask him in, it simply isn't done. |
He's at the door! He's at the door! He's at -smack- | |||||
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| I'm here to collect the $300 back taxes on Tara. | What the heck did you do Melody? Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree? | Oh my darling Brashly! Now that the war is over we'll never let anything come between us ever again. | But you see, my money is gone. Gone, gone where? It went with the wind. Wind, what wind? | ||||
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| Well that's pretty but it doesn't answer my question. | You mean Ratt Butler, the man who became a millionaire during the war? Why precious Ratt, where is he? | Well I got an idea, when he comes in why don't you hide behind the drapes? | I've got me a dress to make. | ||||
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| Afternoon Sissy. Is Miss Starlet at home? | So... how are ya Captain Butler? | I
wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not
forgotten. Look away. Look away? Look away! Dixie
land.
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(and
the audience goes wild!) |
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| That gown is gorgeous. | Thank you. I saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it. | Marry you? Why you're the scum of the ocean and the chicken of the sea. Of course I'll marry you. | Where you gonna find a minister? Why I'm a minister. Well you marry us. Sure | ||||
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| I
now pronounce you man and wife. Now how bout them back
taxes?
Here you are minister, $300 dollars. Sissy show the minister the door. |
Shoot. For $300 dollars I'll show him anything he wants. Com'on sugar. | I
just became Mrs. Ratt Butler, would you like to kiss the bride?
Well I, Well I, Well I... |
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