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| ... | Hey don't tear dat up. | I tell you Marion, there's only one way to get rid of evil. How? That is through goodness and purity. I know those words are a little jumbled and jivey, but mare's dots.. | (I'm going to have to show her the symbol of goodness) An 8x10 of Doris Day drinking a glass of milk. | ||||
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| Marion: A white shoe warn by Pat Boone. | Marion: A set of Shirley Temple glasses used by the Johnny Mann Singers during a tribute to America the Beautiful who the guess star... get this, the guess star was Kate Smith! |
Auto: We've taken all that evil away from her now and she has nothing but goodness and purity left within her very heart and soul and a little bit of her knee. |
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| Oh Auto... you've made me so happy. Auto's funny Auto... |
(Carol try's to pull it together) |
Marion: Wait, before you go there's still a lot of questions left unanswered. |
Announcer (aka Lyle Waggoner): And what of
Marion's future? Will the disastrous visit from her niece change
her, or from now on, will she never again have relations in the house?
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Announcer: And what of Marion's niece
Raven? Is she really cured? Or will she return to Washington
where strange behavior is taken for granted?
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Announcer: And what of Auto Blackflag the freelance exorcists? Is he really that powerful? Yes he can get the devil out of a little girl, but can he chew crackers and whistle Yankee Doodle at the same time? |
Announcer: And what of handsome Lyle
Waggoner? Why was he exorcised from this sketch?
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Announcer: For the answer to these and other painful questions, tune in tomorrow, as the stomach turns. |
